Too genius to not point out

Last night I was working at backbooth, getting my 80s dance on and watching drunk pussy juice slow motion splashing all over the klinks of the bottom of some jello stomach's oil striking high heels. Anyways, my shit talking isn't what is being put on display. I won't name a name but I heard the funniest shit last night. And it went a little something like this:








First you get the money





Then you get the power





Then you get the women





Vroom vroom on my moped



I think the funny in me is having a spell because me and the genius are probably the only ones who holster 8 year old funnies.