I just got this thought in my head. If the entire world is practically a giant hand-me-down to the technological advances of the Japanese and those other surf ninjas they have over there, wouldn't it be a trip if they made every daft product just to see if western civilization would eat it up? Tamagachi, hello kitty, that weird cartoon porn with 90 foot wide Betty Boop boobs, DDR...the list is endless. Just the other day, out of curiosity, I asked Jeeves what the main export was out of Japan...he said "everything". That's some daunting information to learn. Every Christmas that your child/future demonspawn will hammer your pride into financial submission, you have these bastards to thank.
As a matter of fact, I bet that their eyes aren't even naturally thin and slanted...they are just cheezing at the fact that they are making a fortune off of stupid Americans. If we let these rice noodles dictate our spending and our future scientific applications, we are doomed to live in a world of John and Sarah Connors. Soon our church relics will be replaced by Godgirras (that's Godzillas, for those who don't speak merrow yerrow), administering the body and blood and holy liver spot of Christ through monster energy drinks and those cute 100 calorie bags of fake ass oreos. Our schools will transform themselves, but all that our children will be learning is bonsai tree sculpting. Our markets will be gutted from the inside out, leaving behind only green and blue caffeine ridden substances and Pocky sticks. Obama will swiftly be ejected from office, ushering in a new age of terror, replaced by a mechanical Hello Kitty, complete with war strategies and free hugs. Soon we will know the true *Irruminati*, when the skies are patrolled by Skynet and the streets are scanned for any infidels with some sort of original thought aside from combining an xbox, playstation, and a red bull machine. We will know Armageddon. Our sun will be forever shaded dark, blocked by our Amazonian leader, the 200 foot tall Hello Kitty. Soon we will all have to bow down to the pussy, dykin or not. With my last breath all I'll ask for is another four years of Dubya.
Hang on a tic. http://garo-snap.blogspot.com/ . Alas, I was mistaken. Asians aren't any sort of super species, they want all of the same things Americans do! Stupid clothes, caffeine splurges, and dreams of becoming a rock star while looking like you should be in a Bed Head commercial. Hmph...close enough. I think I meant for this to be about the seven Jew bankers. Oh well, it still makes me hate Asians more so here's for win-win situations.
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